MILLER’S ANATOMY – Episode 1

All the fabulous drama of Grey’s Anatomy… in the VETERINARY WORLD.

“MILLER’S ANATOMY”    

Episode 1

FADE IN ON SEATTLE GRACE VETERINARY HOSPITAL

Meredith is preparing for her first surgery of the morning.

 DEREK SHEPHERD, DVM

(passing in hallway) Oh, hey Meredith. Getting ready for that spay?

 MEREDITH GREY, DVM

(whips hair and turns) Oh, yeah. Just running through things in my head.

 DEREK.

(laughs) Thats… great.

 MEREDITH

I’m… I’m sorry?

 DEREK

Did I say something wrong?

 MEREDITH

It’s your tone.

 DEREK

(rolls eyes) My tone?

 MEREDITH

(getting worked up) I know what this is about. I’m sorry that I only do SMALL animal.

 DEREK

Oh, don’t make this about that again –

 MEREDITH

 NO. You NEVER respected me. Always talking about how hard it is to work with LARGE animals, the HOOVES, the HORNS –

DEREK

Well, yeah! Horses bite, and kick. Dogs only bite! Your spay today? Well imagine spaying a horse, I mean, there’s just so much more to deal with –

 MEREDITH

More to deal with? Listen to yourself. This is classic! And now look! I’m completely upset, and my day hasn’t even started.

DEREK

Look, I’m sorry. Are we still on for dinner tonight?

MEREDITH

I’m just not sure right now. I have to get to my surgery. (leaves)

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Wow, what a crazy turn of events. Will their relationship ever recover? And are they still on for dinner? Tune in next time!

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